little pooppy dogs 小屁狗寶兒們

little pooppy dogs 小屁狗

They are pooppy to deal with in their own ways.

各自有讓人覺得他們是"小屁狗"的行為

my aunt prefer this version of Ling-Ling...but this doesn't look pooppy enough to me.

我舅媽比較喜歡這版本的鈴鈴,但這樣就沒有"小屁狗"的fu 了

Unicorn can be real 獨角獸其實是真的吧?

Not too long ago I realized narwhal is real...

不久前才知道獨角鯨是真的存在的生物

so there's still a chance for the existence of unicorn, right?

 所以獨角獸也有可能是真的嘛~

please remember to make the sound of Jim Gaffigan mimicking whales.
記得幫這隻獨角鯨配音喔! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsMqakE7noE

to scare a mockingdog 嚇屎一隻臭小狗

I suspect my aunt's dogs watch too much Korean Drama, because they always whine until my heart hurts.
我舅媽的小狗們可能看太多韓劇,每次都哀鳴到我心痛.

I went swing dancing on my birthday 生日當天跑去跳舞

搖擺舞swing dance 很好玩喔！有機會的朋友一定要試試

"a cup of tea, mate?" ＂來杯茶吧，兄弟？＂

,the troll on the mountain said

with his awesome Australian accent.

山頂上的洞穴巨人用他超讚的澳洲口音問．

Da Hair! 那曼妙的頭髮！

After Conan skips in mud for a while...
柯南在泥裡跑跳一陣子過後
（柯南·奥布莱恩）

Sketch Dailies on Twitter has this "Conan hair with anything" going on,
so here is my version

the glow 那光輝

nah, I didn't paint the skin too red.
不，我並沒有把自己畫得太紅

yes, the whole body glows after ONE can of beer or hard cider.
sometimes my friends would cover up the glow with five blankets on top of me.

只要喝酒就會發紅的人都知道．．其實喝一點點啤酒就顯醉是有這麼點讓人不快
有次我朋友用五條棉被才把我的亞洲人光輝給蓋住


I don't feel as cool as my Irish and Scottish and maybe some German heritage friends.
而我其他有愛爾蘭人或是德國人血統的朋友們總是可以很豪邁的喝啤酒

I fantasize vikings and Irish drunk for sure.
事實上我對於維京人和愛爾蘭酒鬼是有這麼點崇拜
想像他們喝醉酒嘻嘻哈哈的樣子是有這麼點浪漫

He Saw A Dragon - a short picture book 巧遇一隻龍（短篇圖畫書）

I sketched out the story while I was at church yesterday, and worked on the sketches in photoshop today.
I had fun.

昨天我在做禮拜時偷偷畫出草稿，回家後再用ＰＳ上色．我畫得很愉快

有天，一個小屁孩遇見了一隻龍，他驚訝地說　＂哇！＂

那隻龍也看見了小屁孩，於是說　　＂哇！＂

所以小屁孩死了

Well, it's a dragon.
沒辦法，是隻龍麻～

Party! 派對！

I am going to see Godzilla with a group of awesome people tonight!

我等等要跟一群朋友去看酷斯拉！

Roarrrrrr!
吼！！！

there are way to many daddy long legs in my room 房間的蜘蛛有夠多！！

my friend already killed 3 for me and there are 3 more....I don't know how to ask her again.

朋友殺了三隻又再出現三隻，多都不知道該怎麼拜託她了

 things happen
有些事是沒辦法控制的

this is the original plan of this painting

最初這幅畫是長這樣

yes, I am a wimp

"holy crab" 神聖的螃蟹

"holy crab...", said the mudskipper.

Bear and Mouse

There's something about this I like.

happy accident